Sunday, June 8, 2008

REVIEW: SHARK SWARM

SHARK SWARM is a Hallmark Movie but dont let that fool ya, its a a Drive In Movie with loads of semi-cool shark footage. Its got one of the Duke Boys in it plus crazy ass Darryl Hannah. I watched it drunk, so I have no idea what the story was about, but I paid attention when the soundtrack got intense. Its a Lunker Classic. First off all its like 3 hours long, and its got shark attacks, which means its already better than 3 hours of something else that doesn't have shark attacks. Its got reject actors from Scarface and Goodfellas, what more could I ask for? The chicks are MILFy. Lunkerdogs will dig this movie.

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