MAKE IT RAIN

I don't know anything about global warming, but I know this - We need some rain in South Florida. I don't how many feet shy Lake Okeechobee is. We got phase something or other water restictions that means you cant water your lawn between like 10am - 4pm. Of course only a complete douche would water his lawn in peak evaporation, but thats for another blog. If there is some Global warming going on, the Snook will let us know way before the news does thats for sure. Fucking snooks, they are pissy about everything. The tide, the water temperature the salinity. If it dont rain, we wont be catching many lunker snook!

Instead of sitting around bitching about it, I'm getting pro-active. I've been watching alot of Raindance videos on Youtube. I figure it can't hurt to learn. These cats have some fishing nets, but you never do actually see any lunkers in the video. I hope they got some.



I remember back in the good old days when it would rain in the afternoons, some neighborhood hoodlum will take down a Stop sign and we would all skim the puddles on a sharp, metal STOP sign. Of course we all got ringworm, and some even lost a few toes, but at least the bait was thick, and you could still feed a family of 10 on snook, every fucking night of the week! Yeah, those were the days, you could wait for the rain to chase away the happy boaters, and the water taxis, and go out and get a snook to feed you and your family.

Lets close out with some Weezy and Crack. If anybody can make it rain, they can.