Monday, May 19, 2008

CLASSIC LUNKER THEATER

The year - 1977 the Italian filmmakers jumped on the Lunker Bandwagon that was sweeping the world, and Dino DiLaurentis decided to troll a decent spread by the name of ORCA. The Star - was Richard Harris, and it doesnt even matter that you cant understand every 3rd word he says, what does it really matter what he's saying when there is a killer whale trying to eat him. The Babe - Charlotte Rampling, an all time hottie, still is. Her eyeballs will melt your skull, so dont stare at the screen. The Music - Ennio Morricone, the Bruce Lee of Soundtracks. The Fishing - 5 Stars. Hanging a Killer Whale might not be proper but in the Orca context it would be hatin-on not to nod your fishing cap to the captain.

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